AMOK contest poems

AMOK i
Hey diddle diddle, it's Matt in the middle
He's not so bad as he thinks
Just one little sleight, he's up for a fight
And Moment of Cerebus stinks!
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AMOK ii
Asylum, in the farther reach
About the Ungulate to teach
Professor, the manly Dow
To show the screwy masses how
Badasses, from low to high
Might also try, beyond their skill
His stumbling boots to fill
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AMOK iii
Drink not the aardvark swill!
Follow but thine own will
For this the vark reviewers bring:
Manly poisons everything!
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AMOK iv
There once was a blogger named Matt
His brain like his tuchus was fat
With everything hog
He porked up his blog
And his readership numbers went flat
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AMOK v
Moments of porcine terror
The world to make jolly
The Dow thinks not an error
Sees not the folly in swiping
Spends all his days in griping:
This talent must be mine
Say the aardvark kind
And to us the world resign
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AMOK vi
Jingle bells, aardvark smells
Manly made a mess
Varkmobile lost its wheel
And Fred now wears a dress?

Contest:
https://momentofcerebus.blogspot.com/2021/03/another-hot-canadian-price-variant.html